Why my boss treats me like a virus

My boss, Agent Smith, justifying why he treats humans (yes, he is not human by all means!) like viruses, and I get the spotlight of this special treatment:

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet."

My boss is Agent Smith in disguise

There was probably some subconscious reason why I nicknamed my boss "John Smith" in a previous post... One reason is: there are so many bad bosses around, and so many John Smiths too, the chances for you to have a shit boss named John Smith are quite high!

The second reason: Matrix! My boss is actually a copy of AGENT SMITH! No matter how and what I try to do, he's always one step ahead to fuck me up... And Matrix just gives me the hope I'll just be able to knock him down eventually... Should I rename my own nickname to "Wannabe Neo"?

Why is my boss such an asshole? Ok, just doublechecking, my identity is hidden, I can carry on... Let's call him "John Smith"...

My recent email to John Smith, my manager, aka Satan on Earth:

- So John, what do you prefer me to do, x or y?

After 2 days, John replies:

-Exactly.

What the fuck? You know, I learned that CHILDREN up to the age of 2 years old reply "yes" to a question with 2 options, as they cannot choose yet. John is (physically) above 2 years old, so, with the developed brain of a 1 year old child, how on Earth could he be holding the position he is now, earning at least double of my salary??? 

Hang on.. In this case... Who is the wrong one? Me or him? Hmmmm... My answer to this is:

- EXACTLY!