Is Farmville perverted or is it my mind?

One of the best things of being anonymous is that you can say anything you want and you can be politically incorrect... Like... Right now.

Taking an innocent Farmville graphic, I can't help drawing dirty correlations... Doesn't it look as if this girl is masturbating this "happy" cow? Isn't it a mix of zoophilia and homosexual behaviour? 

You animal protectors, leave this as it is: the cow couldn't be any happier!

Draw your own conclusions:

 

Why is my boss such an asshole? Ok, just doublechecking, my identity is hidden, I can carry on... Let's call him "John Smith"...

My recent email to John Smith, my manager, aka Satan on Earth:

- So John, what do you prefer me to do, x or y?

After 2 days, John replies:

-Exactly.

What the fuck? You know, I learned that CHILDREN up to the age of 2 years old reply "yes" to a question with 2 options, as they cannot choose yet. John is (physically) above 2 years old, so, with the developed brain of a 1 year old child, how on Earth could he be holding the position he is now, earning at least double of my salary??? 

Hang on.. In this case... Who is the wrong one? Me or him? Hmmmm... My answer to this is:

- EXACTLY!