Friday, November 12, 2010

Why my boss treats me like a virus



My boss, Agent Smith, justifying why he treats humans (yes, he is not human by all means!) like viruses, and I get the spotlight of this special treatment:

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet."

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